Your GitHub, forensically examined.
Gitopsy puts your entire version control history under a clinical microscope. We audit 24-hour UTC habits, code churn blast radius, commit genetics, and developer classifications—with serious data, deterministic math, and ridiculous presentation.
How It Works
Three simple steps from repository history to a complete forensic autopsy.
Authorize
Connect your account via read-only GitHub OAuth. No passwords, zero write permissions, and no repository code ever leaves your browser.
Forensic Audit
A background Web Worker processes commit logs, code churn diffs, author timestamps, and message syntax at 60fps without UI lag.
Autopsy Dossier
Explore your developer archetype, repository awards (*The Workhorse*, *The Monolith*), interactive courtroom trial, and Wrapped recap.
Forensic Specifications
24-Hour Temporal Forensics
24-hour UTC clocks, weekday cadence matrices, consecutive streaks, and nocturnal ratios calculated from true author commit timestamps.
Commit Forensics & Churn
Regex message intent categorization (`feat`, `fix`, `refactor`, `chore`), size spectrum distributions, and monthly code churn blast radius.
The Gitopsy Courtroom
An interactive trial simulation (“The People vs @username”) charging you with verified crimes against sleep and git hygiene.
15-Chapter Gitopsy Wrapped
A full-screen audiovisual narrative journey celebrating your annual/lifetime records, primary specimen, and developer diagnosis with confetti.